Orlando, FL – A group of porn addicted psychiatrists who are also pedophiles have formed a “Porniatry” support group for psychiatrists who have been shunned or harassed for entering the field of psychiatric medicine so they could act on and satisfy their pornography and pedophilia appetites.
The group, dubbed PP4ME (Psych Pornacopia For Me) already has close to 10,000 members.
The idea for the group was first advanced by Lucien Flacid, the red negligee wearing psychiatrist who was charged with molesting a ten year old boy in 1998.
According to Flacid, “Much like 99.9% of the field of psychiatry, our group members entered the field of mental health field so they could freely act on their own appetites and desires. It’s who we are, honey” quipped Flacid.
“What better place to meet cute little boys who will pull their pants down on command than in a child psychiatrist’s office? It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, said Flacid.”
“Problem is,” Flacid continued, “the general populace still thinks pedophilia is harmful to children in some way. And because of all the public hysteria, we Porniatrists are shunned for our behavior. We are treated like outcasts. It’s very demoralizing.”
Flacid went on to say, “The support group is here to share, listen and help. We also have a large library of child pornography (in hard and soft copy) we share with members for a nominal fee. We’re a veritable Pornacopia (porn of plenty). And what happens here in our meetings stays here in our meetings.”
For information about membership, please contact Lucien Flacid C/O PP4Me.comDISCLAIMER: This blog is fictional parody written by a real estate nut who makes things up and writes them down. Don't believe a word she says.