“Clowns can get away with murder” – John Wayne Gacy
Arlington, VA – A Florida psychiatrist has been honored by the American Psychiatric Association’s John Wayne Gacy Museum for being the top prescriber of psychiatric drugs in America. Over a six year period he wrote $43 million worth of prescriptions – about 153 prescriptions every day, paid for by Medicaid.
Fernando Mendez-Villamil of Miami, Florida was presented with JWG’s “Just Clowning Around” achievement award at the Museum’s awards banquet which was attended by nearly 600 psychiatrists, all of whom were dressed up like evil clowns. The doctor was among seven other prolific psych drug prescribers honored.
“These outstanding drug prescribers represent America’s finest contributions this year to the making of future rapists and serial killers, just like John Wayne Gacy,” said Robert Clapstraw, museum curator.”
“And we’re particularly proud of Dr. Mendez-Villamil. His expertise runs from prescribing drugs like Abilify to 3 year olds to tricking Medicaid with phony insurance claims, to hoodwinking unsuspecting parents into believing their children need psychiatric drugs.”
“Dr. Mendez-Villamil is an excellent example of pure, raw evil masquerading in society as something good. He’s done the JWG Foundation proud,” said Clapstraw. “His work is indicative of just how much psychiatrists can get away with today.” And best of all, his little charade was paid for by American taxpayers. How perfect is that? America funding her own death through Medicaid. Ha ha. A concept Johnny would have applauded as “getting away with murder.”
Clapstraw went on to say, “Before Manny’s unfortunate arrest, he was at the cutting edge of understanding the relationship between psychiatric drugs and the evil they create. His brilliance in creating future rapists and serial killers by the boatload is unparalleled.”
“Now, if we can just get the Ken Kramers of the world to shut their cake holes and leave well enough alone, we’ll have the opportunity to churn out more and more and more of these clowns like our dearly departed, John Wayne Gacy. Kramer’s ceaseless campaign to expose our fallen brethren on facebook and other venues such as PsychSearch.net is creating a stir we can frankly do without. My god. Is there any end to his blather?”DISCLAIMER: This blog is fictional parody written by a real estate nut who makes things up and writes them down. Don't believe a word she says.