“Maybe I’ll open a Kettle Korn stand at the flea market or something. I don’t know. All I know is that it’s very disappointing to learn that my chosen profession is full of shit. My devoted parents spent a lot of money sending me to medical school to become a psychiatrist and now I find out the whole profession is full of shit,” said Fluckstein.
“It’s just devastating. All that study for naught. What is my book club going to think of me now?”
“The word PSYCHIATRY clearly contains the letters S-H-I-T in proper sequence. You don’t have to say it backwards or anything. It’s right there. And to make matters worse, the words psychiatry, psychiatric, and psychiatrist all contain the word SHIT, plain as day. You can’t get away from it, no matter what you do”
“How many other professions do you know of that are full of shit? Personally, I don’t know of any. Lawyer? Realtor? Astronaut? Navy Recruiter? Purchasing Agent? Waitress? Shoe Salesman? Pilot? Douche Bag Tester? Even toilet salesman is missing the critical H.”
Dr. Fluckstein is one of the many members of the psychiatric profession who learned last week that they’re full of shit. The discovery came at a recent Brain Awareness conference in Orlando, Florida sponsored by the American Psychiatric Association and attended by psychiatrists, psycho surgeons and pharmaceutical reps from around the nation.
An unidentified conference center staff member instructed the sign company to use red letters in place of black on the S, the H, the I and the T when preparing the giant “Welcome Psychiatrists for Brains!” banners that were hung throughout the interior and exterior of the conference center and seen by thousands of passersby and attendees.
“It’s one thing to be a totally repulsive, booger eating dweeb with bad oral hygiene and psoriasis, but full of shit? It’s an onus I just can’t bear.”
“I just hope I’m not allergic to Kettle Korn or get an STD from the flea market rest room. You never know who’s going in there.”DISCLAIMER: This blog is fictional parody written by a real estate nut who makes things up and writes them down. Don't believe a word she says.